i was kind of proud to go out in field service, most of the time.
important message, straight from god to their doors, right?.
but if you met with the group and didn't have previous arrangements, you could end up with the village idiot for a companion.
Embarrassment: 1976
Householder: you are the same guy that knocked on my door two years ago, you told me my house will be a pile of charcoal.
Brother: No not me sir, some friends ran ahead with that massage.
Householder: No it was you, you are wearing the same polyester dark suit, and you told me the end will be here before 1976.
Brother:thank you for your time, we must go. As the brother walks away he whisper to his young companion, we never waste time with goats.
i told him i communicate with my dog, my dog informed me that the cute little french poodle two doors south is a slut.
my orange tree is not producing fruit this year, so i cursed it and told it i want you out of yard.and then i told him the other day i was at the race track (horses) and while passing the stables old turkey told me he will win his race today.
what do you think my psychiatrist diagnose for me.
You folks prove my point, I would be a nut case.LOL "F.B.S.D" I must remember that, that's a good one....I'am so happy that I didn't tell my none JW family and worldly friends that the world will end in 1975.
i told him i communicate with my dog, my dog informed me that the cute little french poodle two doors south is a slut.
my orange tree is not producing fruit this year, so i cursed it and told it i want you out of yard.and then i told him the other day i was at the race track (horses) and while passing the stables old turkey told me he will win his race today.
what do you think my psychiatrist diagnose for me.
I was thinking about Jesus cursing the fig tree, talking donkey and snake.
i told him i communicate with my dog, my dog informed me that the cute little french poodle two doors south is a slut.
my orange tree is not producing fruit this year, so i cursed it and told it i want you out of yard.and then i told him the other day i was at the race track (horses) and while passing the stables old turkey told me he will win his race today.
what do you think my psychiatrist diagnose for me.
I told him I communicate with my dog, my dog informed me that the cute little french poodle two doors south is a slut. My orange tree is not producing fruit this year, so I cursed it and told it I want you out of yard.And then I told him the other day I was at the race track (horses) and while passing the stables old Turkey told me he will win his race today. What do you think my Psychiatrist diagnose for me. I also told him every person on this earth is evil except my family...
in the story in the gospel of mark, mark writes that jesus is hungry and comes across a fig tree.
mark explains that it not in season yet jesus upon finding the fig tree has produced no fruit kills the tree.. this story makes no sense if literal so do the gun teach that it literally happened?.
An anger management class would have been great for Jesus but I give him credit for being better behaved than Jehovah. He keeps his genocidal rage under control (at least until the book of Rev.)...The man is talking to a tree, try that today and see where you will end up.
i hope you are all having a nice day with family and friends.. :).
Everyone was ask, what are you thankful for? My 24 year old nephew "I'am thankful that mom and dad has not kick me out of the house, yet".
i hope you are all having a nice day with family and friends.. :).
A bowl of oatmeal in 24 hours I'am ready to pig out. No cooking for us this year we are invited out to two different kin folks homes, we have our appetites and doggie bags ready. Deep fried turkey, can't wait. I miss being a JW......
sitting there watching the new hbo series last night, i couldn't help but laugh and think about the similarities.
the creators (the gods) and the hosts (their creations) have an interesting relationship.. the "hosts" are programmed to have free thinking but only up to a point.
just like the witnesses.
A lot of nudity I must say, but a great show...
i was never a jw , so have millions of questions .
please, how does an elder become an elder and how much trust does or should a jw put in an elder .?
simon.
Serve where the need is great or missionary, became an Elder in 3 years. It worked for me in the military, I volunteered to go to Vietnam and within 9 months I went from Private E-1 to Sergeant E-5. You move up fast when you are in the trenches.
i called my daughter and told her, please don't encourage my granddaughter to get married until she is 30 or 40. please let her go further in her education.
art 1,algebra 11, english, tools for success, spanish 1, and health science all "a".
i have known so many jw youths that were very bright and end up working in a job well below their skill level..she is in the 9th grade but algebra 2 her class is all 11th graders.. school "technical academy hs".
smiddy: It's a bitch when you think, where could she(your niece) be today if wasn't for that cult, maybe performing in Carnegie Hall.
